26. Dougie

Ummm. This is Dougie Poynter. He's kinda from McFly :)

I'd say he was God.

That is all.

xoxo d:)

25. The Hills.

Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!
Its the final episode of the The Hills... Well, for the season. I could cry..
..30 Minutes later..

Gah. Heidi was planning on moving to Los Vegas because of work. But when Spencer found out he was all like 'Yeah I'm so shit. I'm gonna go get Heidi back because I'm the biggest wanker i the history of huge wankers'. Unfortunately, Heidi being the dumbest chick in the history of dumb chicks (great match, huh?), she decided to move back in with Spence, Back in L.A. RETARD!! Anywho, Now that Audrina and L.C Have moved into a bigger house with Lo, They have been drifting apart.. Tragic. No, it actually is. If L.C and Audrina became un-friends she would go back to Heidi then it would become L.C + all the good people Vs. Heidi & Audrina + the shit people. Wouldn't be good. Mmmm. L.C went into Audrinas 'guest house room' to see if everything was chill, but she started crying.. I could of started knowing it was only 5 minutes until the end :( So Shit. GAH! Now i have to wait until next season. Grrr.


Well, I'm bored. CIAO
xoxo d:)

24. Magpies :Z

Magpies.
My Worst fear. Well, one of my worst fears. I'm not trying to seek attention, or just to 'fit in', because i mean seriously. Who else is scared of Magpies? Apart from myself and Nikki... It sucks. I didn't choose to have this fear. I didn't choose to make the Magpies the worst bird species EVER! Grrrr. This is why I want to move to like Canada or some other place. Far away from this mad psycho bird infested country. They make horrible clicking noises as if to say 'I'm gonna swoop the shit outta you and you'll probably die because we are the shittiest most scaryfull birds in the world... Well, Australia. They won't let us go international because we are so SHIT!!'. I hate that noise. It makes we wanna run into the nearest bush and sulk with tree leaves in my eyeballs with blood pissing out everywhere. Pretty sure I'd prefer that over being swooped. I remember getting swooped one time. Worst day of my life...I remember it like it was yesterday.. That's right. I'm going deep. *flask back* It was actually a very sunny, beautiful day. I was riding my bike along our local pedophile filled bike track (Mmmm. Tempting. Isn't it?) when out of no where a freaking gay of a bird decides to come and maul me with its pointy as beak and scary as claws. So scary. Then me being brave and shit, I kinda screamed my way out of that park area onto a road where all the way home I as looking over my shoulder, real paranoid I tells you. Real Paranoid. OMG i love Paramore. Magpies are so shit. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. Well, that saved my like three lines of complaining about how SHIT MAGPIES ARE! unless you want me to continue? What was that young Jimmy? Continue? Are you sure? I may get sued. Okay then... Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. That should do for now :)
Thanks for reading... not that you had any choice. The magpies made you do it didn't they? DIDN'T THEY!!! *Gasp*
xoxo d:)

23. Apple.

Personally, i think Apple is probably the most beautiful most amzing brand of anything in the world. I mean its a fruit. Plus they make uber cool portible music players, a freaking iPod/phone/movie,photos and Internet all in one plus fantabulous notebooks :) ily apple.

xoxo d:)

Thats right. I used the biggest sized font :)

22. I actually lost it.

^^ Pretty as ^^
DUDES!!!

I haven't done a blog in so long. I actually just can't be screwed anymore. So boring. Well, I'll start with my week last week. Monday i stayed at home, mainly because i got like 41/2 hours of sleep he night before. So shit. Then Tuesday when i went back, Pfft it was kinda shit. People had changed a little. People weren't there.. You know who you are. But Hmmm. It was weird. Then Wednesday came along and bit me in the butt. No idea why, but it did. My homeroom, 9.2, were in the Volleyball grand final! Yah, big achievement considering WE SUCK!! not sure if anyone knew that the aim of the game is to hit the ball over the net. Gah. I'm so mean. But you should of seen them. Mmmm. That night I decided i needed t change my room around. I hadn't done it in ages and it was really annoying me. B Thursday was no different. Last day of school though. FINALLY I finished my Chuckie from the Rugrats bust. I think its called a bust. I thought that was a woman's chest area... Hmmm. Well, yeah. Then that night Erica came over. We chilled. She pulled down my freaking High school musical poster!!!! I was actually quite angry. I know she hates the moviebecause of its corny-ness bt there is a point where you just cross the line. She crossed it. Lol. She's lucky I still love her :) So, we slept. Then Friday morning we got up then walked to K-fart. Met up with Georgia and discovered that i really shouldn't be left alone, or be left with two girls my age in the make-up section. Pretty sure i tested every make-up type in the store.. All.. Over... my... hands. It was retarded. Then we walked to Maccas, and pretty much chilled for the day. It was actually really fun. Saturday morning, Laura called :) She filled me n on her Italian camp experience and how she met her third cousin.. I think it was her third. Well, anywho it was really good to hear from my Laura :) Because she loves me and I love her. Yeah i have proof :) Saturday night arrived. Nothing happened. Sunday morning rocked up bright and early. I woke to my phone vibrating from a message from the Gabby. Texted her from about 7:40am till 10ish. Kinda fell back to sleep during that time though.. Lol. I had my Vegemite and onion salt sandwich for lunch. SO FREAKING GOOD!!! Don't judge it before you try it dudes. Trust me. It's amazing. Then we went to K-fart again. Got a hi-5 bed cover for my niece. A turtle to put in the garden :. Tim-Tams.. And Star wars #1. So happy. I love star wars.. Read one of my recent blogs and you'll see, yeah? hehe. So that night Erica called me.. nuff said. I chilled in my brothers room whilse doing so. Mmmm. Then watched Star wars then slept a real shit sleep. It sucks because most of my thinking occurs when Its 'sleep time' so i can;t sleep or i get so lost in all of my thoughts i kinda break down and get panicky. If you get me. Talk about Frustrating. Geez. Monday came and I was like yeah. That day i was going to Nikki's joint which i was actually uber excited about. Just like the good old days. We spoke for ages like we use to. Laughed our butts off like old people like we use it. Good times :) I'd do it again in a heart beat. Oui. Then, unfortunately it came time for my home time. So i left. I MISSED THE HILLS!!

I was like '@#!!!$%@^&**' So pissed off. Then as soon as everyone thought it was 'text Paige time' i started kinda of pacing back and forth from my toilet door to the back door. Now, I'm not complaining that it was far to walk, because who ever knows my house will say it isn't far, cas well, it isn't. But see the same thing every time got abit annoying. But it was alright because I bearly had to look up because i was texting about 3407 people. Which was fine with me :) It's funny because the people i was texting were asking how the other people that i was texting were. Yeah.. Last night i was like yeah, i haven't watched High school musical 1 for a while now. It makes me really happy. So i decided I was going to watch it in all its greatness. but i couldn't find it!! i had the case and everything, just not the disk. I actually went on a rampage searching through every DVD case. Every CD case. NO WHERE! By this point my heart was racing so fast i could of had a freaking cardiacarest. I could of actually cried you a river. Plus i could of thrown everything i have near by to Egypt, just to find that dang DVD. but unfortunately i still haven't found it yet, so i watched HSM2 :) Just as good. Then Laura/Erica called. Twas good.



Now I'm uber bored, writing you this blog. I should start my story. @%#$!&#*^ So shit. Actually, i might just change my room around again. I'm sick of it *evil eyes my door*

xoxo d:)

21. Video brah :)

Hehe. I was just looking on youtube at paramore video's, when I stumbled across this Misery Business remixed video and i was like yeah, You guys should watch it. Trust me. it's worth the loading time. I want to download it. I have like 3 versions on my podi. I LOVE PARAMORE :D

Oh my bug. If i had waited untill tomorrow to do a blog, it would have been 1 week since my last one. Well, that usually means that if i don't blog I'm either on in the mood, no time or it's pointless because nothing much has happend. Well, Friday morning i went to the doctors for a check up. Whilse i was there, he took my blood. Wasn't too scary. Didn't hurt at all becaus eI'm use to it but i miss out or 30 minutes of Tim. We had three periods of him that day. Amazing. Then that night I we out of tea with Erica, Georgia and Claire. Gah i miss Claire. You know before that night, I hadn't seen her in like a year. Well a little less then that, but its been ages. So good to see her again. Well, i met up with Erica first and waited out the front of freaking chicken time for about 15 minutes before we decided to go inside to get a table before they all went. Great place to sit. But it had it advantages. As in if we hadn't sat there i wouldn't of noticed that PARAMORE POSTER ON THE BACK WALL!! so freaking good. It lightened up my night so well. I want it. :) Then after that we left for Claire's house to watch skins. LOL not as bad as i thought. I mean it's watchable :D... Yeah. Saturday at 10:00 we left for Wodonga to baby sit Tilly. Yeah, she is my neice. She's amazing. I love her. We jumped on the trampoline for ages. Ate ice and we both laughed at me whilse i changed her nappy. Thats right. My first time. Twas an experience Lol. Now I'm uber bored. I should do homework. Hmmm. Great.

xoxo d:)

20. Wow.

20th Blog WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP :) be Proud.

(8)Your sutulties, they strangle me I can't explain myself at all. And all at once and all the needs all I don't want to need at all. The walls start breathing, my minds unweaving, maybe its best you leave me alone, a weight is lifted on This evening, I give the final blow. When darkness turns to light it ends tonight, it ends tonight. (8)
So, I'm kinda lying in my bed right now, blogging on my touch :) so good. Pretty sure if you look there *points down* there will be a blog I did about my podi that I love dearly. Oui.

Mmmm. I actually hate fighting. Nuff said. Grrr. I missed The Mighty Boosh tonight just to do homework, cas im such a good friend. Kidding. I'm actually a pretty shit one :(

BED TIME!!! Probably one of my shortest most non-meaningfull blogs.

Untill next time of 'Paigetheshiz' Blogger :) Oui.

xoxox d:)

19. Parkour

Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa.
Pretty sure Parkour is awesome. I'd be too much of a wimp to actually start doing it. But still it's sick as to watch. Well, obviously there is only videos. Wang people are too shit to do it Lol. (8) I'm not about to listen to them.. (8) Ily Birds of Tokyo. Back to Parkour. Yeah it's good as. Looks like fun but i can't imagine me running around, jumping off shiz without a helmet. Yaynss in the anus. We have Thunder hockey tomorrow. Fully extreme. I must admit, I'm pretty shit at it, but it gets you to let off steam. Which i think i need for some un-known reason. Annoyances. Oui.
Told you I'll be here forever, Said I'll always be your friend, Token oath I'm gonna stick it out till the end <3>

Oui.

I'm off for now :)
xoxo d:)

18. Oh so Random..

Do you actually want fries with that??

I love high school musical. That's right. I'm a proud fan. Not sure if I actually care if you like it or not, it wont affect my opinion on it. :) try not to waste your time LOL. * why'd you have to f*** up the night? Now we got to fight I'm gonna knock your lights out* church baby. Back to HSM... So good. I like it rather goodly. I mean yeah I must admit, its pretty dang corny but maybe that's the reason why I love it :) call me crazy.. Wait no don't. Bad. Hmmm greatly sure I've always loved musicals aswell. I adore Grease and The Wizard Of Oz. Hehe. I guess I'm just a naturally corny person <3>Cheese's house tonight so i wont be on to blog :( but ill be back (arni voice)

xoxo d:)

17. Thomas Williams :)

Mmmmm. I'd tap that. Tom Williams baby. Sorry Erica but i had to put a picture up of him too :P
qwertyuiop.
Hmmm. Just got back from our year 10 information night for next year. It was rather boring. Pretty sure i yawned about 6 times. Some kid ran around the joint in mini cons.. Cute.. and yeah. I didn't see anyone interesting. You know who you are. Then we went to Maccas and got ice creams, whilse chatting to Isobel in the drive through. I love that chick LOL

Well, to sum up my day, shit, boring, non-eventful and kinda pointless. Souns alot like this blog. lol Wish i stayed in bed. Pretty sure i could of slept all day actually.

Ciao

xoxo d:)

16. Diabetes.

This is Australian idol.. Kidding. Its actually Paige Harrington :)
But I am watching it. Gah. Pretty sure I lovvvve Tom Williams. Great voice. Great hair. So hot.

Mmmm. I kinda hate being a diabetic. I mean yeah it has it's advantages, but I'm over acting like I'm dealing with it well and it isn't affecting me. Because it is. After ten years you'd think I'd be use to it. Use to the needles. Use to the questions. Use to the fact I'll have it for the rest of my life. Well, yeah I am. Apart from the last one. I hear all of the wonderful things in life that I just can't wait to do, then the next thing i hear is I can't do it. Either I'll die, get sick or really injure my health, because of Diabetes. Some days I don't notice it being there. Other days it's like a crush i have. It's on my mind all day long, for all the wrong reasons. I'm use to the questions, because they make me feel different and unique, for some weirdly good reason. After ten years, I'm use to people wanting to watch me inject myself. Wanting to know if it hurts. Questioning wtf it actually is. Which is fine. Because as I said, I'm use to it all.
Thanks for listening.. Blogger is kinda the only thing I'm comfortable with telling :) Lol

xoxo d:)

15. How cute :)

I love this. And I want this.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. <33333>
I kinda know what they mean. I want it. Give it to me?

Xoxo d:)